Hi. So let me give you some context. My girlfriend owns a flower shop. One day, she saved she saved a bee because it tried to hit it with my shoe, after all, I am allergic. Anyways, the bee came back while I was away and thanked her for saving it. They became friends, and I was fine with that as long as he didn’t go crazy and try to sting me. But then this bee started taking over my life- they were working together to sue a honey making farm because they were stealing the honey. Anyways, he took over everything, even our yogurt night!! One day we were all eating dinner together, and the bee made my hit my head before making me spill wine in my eyes. He left for the bathroom, and I guess I sort of snapped. I went into the bathroom and tried to [unalive] him, but when I flushed him brown the toilet he just surfed out of there. When my girlfriend found out, she was FURIOUS. She kicked me out, and I feel pretty bad, but this random bee started coming in my life and my girlfriend practically started an affair right in front of me, it was clear that they were in love. But I did try to kill him.
AITA?